Eternally Bored

X and Y meet at a sidewalk. They talk.


X: I can well anticipate things a split second before they happen.
Y: So, you do know it's going to rain right now?
X: Er, no. But, I......
Y: Oh, leave it! Can you at all guess that that crow(pointing at a crow) is going to drop it on you?

A crow leaves it's token upon X.
 
X: Oh, listen to me. I had a feeling........
Y: Enough! I've had enough. Goodbye.

Y leaves,

X(still talking to Y): ....But, I had a feeling that you were here to contradict me.


It rains.


X: I'm so bored.